The Gossip

You know what ticks me off? The stereotypes that girls tend to fall for. Hard to get, good looking.JERKS. The girls who fall are generally nice people and deserve better but the guys don’t realise that. It’s a joke. First they come off nice, then they forget your birthday cause “his dog died”. Right. Lets call the guy Marcus.

Marcus is your brothers best friend’s cousin. He introduces himself at a social party and you get talking. You chat for ages about music, TV, and celebs in jail. Finally he asks you if you want to get together sometime, and you say yes, he says he’ll call you the next day.

Its the next day and it’s 11:00pm and he hasn’t called. It’s ok he’’s probably busy, is what you think.Yup, busy. It’s Friday, exatly a week from whenhe said he’d call you, and the phone rings, he said he was sorry but his sister ‘broke her arm’.Sure. He said another social was on tonight and he’d pick you up (you are both 18 so you can oth drive) at 7:00. When he picks you up he just beeps his horn for you to come. You come running and he makes the “HURRY UP!” signal. You run faster and around the car to get in but he doesn’t open the car door, so you have to do that task yourself. You have your favourate citrus urfume on, not even alot but when you get in the car he says “EEWW what is that reek?”

You get to the social and his ex girlfriend isat th door he winks at her and she winks back, not noticeing you. You figure out they are not entirely over each other when youfind them pashing outside. His pashee’s date was a bit hurt whnhe saw them so you talked to him but not about the two jerks outside abut life, future ambitions and uni applcations. He is nothing like Marcus so you like him. He is a gentleman, it’s nice. He offers to drive you home and you say yes. He walks you to your side of the car and opens the door for you. On the way home he compliments you, hoy you look, smell and behave towards mxaxrxcxuxs. He also asks for your number and says he will possibly call you tomorrow. And surprisingly, he does.